I miss when people asked you stuff about Tomione. In fact I'll ask one right now, what do you think will happen once Tom's spawn is all grown up and Tom has a startling moment of realization that his spawn is pretty much better than him what with the combo of the Tomione genetic attractiveness and that wily genius? I wonder if its girl if Tom is like to all the potential suitors DISPLEASE HER AND I WILL AK YOU AND TURN YOU INTO TEA COZY HORCRUX FOR MY WIFE AND HER SPEW CAMPAIGN.
LETS FOCUS ON THE MOMENT OF REALIZATION
so tom is taking his teenage daughter out for a life affirming stroll through the chamber of secrets to visit the basilisk
as you do
and shes all like “i designed an android to replace the sorting hat, it’s much more hygienic”
and tom is immediately smug because YES his spawn is superior and YES hermione was an excellent choice for a long term life partner because hello who bought their daughter that professional grade robotics kit for her sixth christmas oh yes HERMIONE
not to mention that they’re both super hot
and basically their daughter should be writing them thank you cards and giving them presents on her own birthday because there is something called a genetic lottery and she fucking WON IT okay?
because surely there are boys (or girls, whatever, he’s ADAPTING TO THE TIMES, fuck what edmond says) who have noticed his daughter’s superiority
and his expression turns murderous
and hes just like
and then tells the basilisk in parseltongue to spy on all of his daughters suitors and if anything untoward occurs like a kiss that isn’t on the cheek for example the basilisk has toms permission to unleash the force of its own fury and paralyze the shit out of those little bastards
Elven Warrior King Thranduil [x x]
Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails
"BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!"
Via catfuse zum
IM SO GLAD THIS EXACT QUOTE IS IN IT
Pixiv-net is a wonderland. Credit to orca - link on clickthrough.
Was randomly browsing through MangaHelpers when I saw this post with the stat log for the Shohoku-Sannoh game. I already knew it, but the stats don’t lie: Mitsui was in beast mode this game. 25 points with an UNHOLY FG percentage of 80%. His 3-point FG% is 90%. It’s unreal (well, yes, literally, it is). That was one hell of a game Mitsui had, and everyone’s right to be scared of him. When he’s on, he’s ON. Still wish he’d shown a more complete offensive package, though.
Sakuragi was, to my surprise, 2nd on points scored, shooting at 70% and rocking the boards.
Having little chance of an NBA season forces me to come back and look at fake stats from a fake basketball game. I also am forced to watch highlights from this year’s finals over and over again (DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!). C’mon NBA!
Last night at Divergent I went to the bathroom and when I was washing my hands some girl with a Divergent pin, her hair in a tight bun, and dressed in all grey gave me a really dirty look and mumbled something about me being a killer. I was really offended until I remembered I was in all blue and she probably thought I was in an Erudite cosplay. Oops
Jingle bells jingle bells all the dwarves are dead ~