Post by thatrelatableblog (via provocative-envy)
5月 18, 2013 at 1:17 AM | Post Permalink | 30,307 リアクション

Post by rycbthefandomsarecoming (via whimsical-lunatic)
5月 18, 2013 at 1:17 AM | Post Permalink | 89,577 リアクション

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

Post by captawesomesauce (via yousaytwilightisayharrypotter)
5月 18, 2013 at 1:07 AM | Post Permalink | 82,146 リアクション

the-11-doctor:

hatteress:

lierdumoa:

I know you wanted this on your dash.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

if you listen you can hear it when it lands

(出典： toxicgrin)

Post by toxicgrin (via onionwolf)
5月 18, 2013 at 1:04 AM | Post Permalink | 59,836 リアクション

bayatitot:

fuck, marry, kill - ian mckellen (x)

Benedict CUMberbatch. yes please.

Post by eomering (via bayatitot)
5月 18, 2013 at 12:56 AM | Post Permalink | 21,202 リアクション

ashde-phernelia:

sweet-shenanigans:

sararye:

theatomicboom:

how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though

like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns

because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what

one thing is for sure

it wasn’t hermione

GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK

VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.

JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN

Post by theatomicboom (via yousaytwilightisayharrypotter)
5月 18, 2013 at 12:54 AM | Post Permalink | 58,563 リアクション

(出典： watsonlove)

Post by watsonlove (via uchihabat)
5月 18, 2013 at 12:53 AM | Post Permalink | 368 リアクション

counter-curses:

I really need a cliffnotes version of Ultima Ratio; I really wanna read it but don’t have time to read a 772k words ff. Like siriusly peeps.

one does not simply read cliffnotes of an awesome tomione story.

Post by counter-curses (via counter-curses)
4月 19, 2013 at 11:55 AM | Post Permalink | 11 リアクション

so today I called customer support for my mac

Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.

Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?

Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.

CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.

Me: . . .

Me: What did you just say?

CSG: Have you tried turning it-

Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?

CSG: . . .

CSG: You watch-

Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.

CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

Me: YOU BET IT IS.

CSG: So which episode are you watching?

Me: The Great Game.

CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.

Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?

Post by e-zekiel (via draco-you-littleshit)
4月 15, 2013 at 9:56 PM | Post Permalink | 70,028 リアクション

Person: Isn't Tumblr just like instagram?

Police Officer: So she just fell off the cliff?

Me: Yes.

Post by swinq (via yousaytwilightisayharrypotter)
4月 15, 2013 at 9:36 PM | Post Permalink | 16,906 リアクション